Cast[]
B-Lo Lorbes as Mr. Game & Watch
MetalFireVA as R.O.B.
Lyrics[]
Mr. Game & Watch:[]
Time for a real gaming legend, a year before Mario existed
I rather play Pong than rap against you I'll leave you Squished
I'm gonna drop you high above not gonna give you a parachute
People needed the nostalgia rush so I came back for Gamecube
I'm the 3-frame LCD MC, I was the original Game Boy
You should know kids these days aren't into playing with toys
You're not even that known I lasted a year plus a decade
I was the reason Mario and Donkey Kong are still going today
R.O.B:[]
I'm the Robotic Operating Buddy, entertaining Nintendo fans on TV
I'm gonna Stack-Up my rhymes, level up my wits rapidly
I'm gonna give you some burns when I shoot my Diffusion Beam
Your game called Oil Panic is like you were representing BP
Mister Game and Watch? More like Miss Gay-Man Watch
Quit your annoying beepin' it's like a non-stop alarm clock
I'll give you some of my Robo Burns, twist your head like my Gyros
Quit pushing your pump, nobody's gonna want to see your Manhole
Mr. Game & Watch:[]
My handhelds were addicting before Flappy Bird was even made
You may have been brought into the Brawl, but I came in for a Melee
I am now in my zone, it's the Flat Zone to be more precise
You're rap level is around one while mine is up to nine
I got me many jobs as a chef, zoo keeper, a judge, and a Fireman
My rhymes will hit you harder than falling tools leaving you bashed
Like your gray color scheme you're raps are just very bland
You can talk shit all you want Robot, I'll just be chilling with Pac-Man
R.O.B:[]
You had a game called "Spitball Sparky" but it don't describe what your spittin'
You call your games addictin'? HA! HA! HA! You got to be kiddin'
You're like one of the parasites crawling throughout your greenhouse
How do I take you seriously when you have a game with Mickey Mouse?
I was the Ancient Minister that left the Smash Brothers in Subspace
And you should know, you were there and you barely showed your face
You're getting wrecked, I'm like the Wrecking Crew, your fame will collapse
You got burned you two dimensional bitch, I just brought a Fire Attack
Audio[]
Karaoke[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIu-ZpQxNKo