Cast[]
Brandon Lorbes as Nathan Drake, Solid Snake, and Colonel
Akes of Battle
Lyrics[]
Snake:[]
It’s ShowTime! Your adventure’s gonna be over
My skills in war and combat is wilder than your parkour
By, the end, your ass will be confused, you’ll be the one “Uncharted”
Your wife, Elena, came to me and you are now broken hearted
You think you might be the revival of a dead English explorer?
You’re rival in PlayStation is a raccoon; that’s just a horror
Indiana Jones is who you were inspired by and he thinks that you should stop
And I was the reason that Treyarch created Call of Duty: Black Ops
Nathan Drake:[]
Let me tell you something David, you’re wearing too much pockets
No one cares about your guns, grenades, or any of your god damn rockets
I hunt for treasure and I’m seeking fortune while you have sex with Otacon
Number 1 Foxhound soldier? Congrats! But you’re no Big Boss son
Because of Shadow Moses and Patriots, you became a terrorist
Then faked your death to just to help your ninja friend in the Big Shell incident
My lovely wife, Elena, saying she’s cheating on me?
I’ll talk her out of it and I’ll start a threesome with your bitch Mei Ling
Snake:[]
Hey Colonel, what do you have to say about this dirty, show-off punk?
Colonel:[]
To be honest, I just think this guy is about to get fucked
Snake:[]
Agree! Now drop and give me twenty Nate! I’m about to show off all my hate
Get the reference I’m about to make, “You make me irate!”
Nathan Drake:[]
You think I’m about listen to a colonel who has the same name as soup?
By the way, that thing about Mei Ling is true; I got her yelling “WHOOP!”
In the words of Kratos, no one knew you since Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Now go cry inside your cardboard box and wait for no one to call
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/nathan-drake-vs-solid-snake
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSGM8h3HzXo