Cast[]
WoodenHornets as Ridley
Adam/Pool as Sigma
Brandon Lorbes as Mega Man
AccordionChick as Samus
Lyrics[]
Ridley:[]
My troops have informed me that there's a Lex Luthor wannabe
And he sent an invitation that he wants to step up to me
Well I accept your foolish challenge, this'll be a piece of cake
I can't stand looking at you, you're more ugly than fucking Mother Brain
You call yourself evil, I killed Samus' parents when she was a child
I'm made of Chozo technology, take down this pterodactyl if you can try
So sad, your plans failed because of a little boy with his little blaster
I'm in High Command of the Space Pirates, so bow down before your master
Sigma:[]
HAHAHAHA!!! You're no master of mine, I'll kill this bird with just one stone
You killed the girl's parents because your molesting ass wanted to bone
I was the first Reploid made by Dr. Cain to ever walk upon this Earth
When I look at you, I know why Samus gets posttraumic stress disorder
The Mavericks are in my command, you just got brains that like to suck
Just like trying to survive through Metroid: Other M, you're just fucked
I'll rip out your guts and I'll feed them to my pet, Velguarder
If you try to comeback with rhymes, you need to work a bit harder
Ridley:[]
Bitch I got like seven different forms I can use to kick your ass
Let me talk about what they are, so you know who your against
First its me, then Ridley Robot, Meta Ridley, Omega Ridley
Mystery Creature, Neo-Ridley, Ridley-2, and the Little Birdie
I wouldn't even need these forms because I can beat you just fine
Cause I'm not afraid to fight a dickhead, spitting beams with these lines
I'll mark an X on wherever I decide to strike my claws in first
Get ready Eggman rip off, your death will be your worst
Sigma:[]
You get defeated by a woman isn't that embarrassing for you already?
I'd tell you how much chance you're gonna have, only if you quit being a pussy
Your more insane than Dr. Wily, and he's the true Eggman rip off
And I got disses that burn you in places you couldn't think of
Look at my machines through these generations, and you'll be afraid
You'll be hearing a Gray Voice in your head right after you get maimed
The villians might always fail, but in this battle, that's gonna change
LOCKING ON MISSLES! TARGET IS NOW IN RANGE!
(Ship enters)
Mega Man:[]
Not this time Dickma, I'm gonna stop you to make your plans fail
Me and Samus gonna diss you both out, put your asses back in jail
Samus:[]
Looks like Sigma was wrong about the villians going to win
We beat you guys a million times so that means we can do it again
Mega Man:[]
We're the Mega winners, Buster, so just suck this Mega Buster
Don't think you can entertain us, you guys ain't fucking jesters
Samus:[]
We can destroy you both without the help with our suits
So bring it on you queers, send in your best troops
Mega Man:[]
Now Sigma, just give up, you've been causing enough trouble today
You can't beat us no matter how big your machines can be
Samus:[]
And Ridley I ain't scared of you no more, not at all
Get down on the ground and suck my suit's Morph Ball
Mega Man:[]
We be the one's representing in Super Smash Brothers 4
Coming packed with awesome moves wiping bitches off the floors
Samus:[]
You guys will never learn, you can't kill us, we got more lives
And if you return again, then you better run and hide
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/ridley-vs-sigma-gaming-all
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZbQA_9jmuM