Jin Kazama Vs Ryu- Gaming All Star Rap Battles Season 1 Finale

Jin Kazama Vs Ryu- Gaming All Star Rap Battles Season 1 Finale

Jin Kazama vs Ryu


Mat4yo as Jin Kazama/Devil Jin

Nathan Provost as Ryu/Evil Ryu

Brandon Lorbes as Sub-Zero

Justin Buckner as Kasumi

MaNCHA as Nightmare



If you think that you can beat me in this battle you’re fooled

This is a rematch for you, Street Fighter X Tekken 2

I am “The Child of Destiny” and you're destined to die

Did Marvel VS Capcom's Spider man make you cry?

You fucking joke, you’re a hoax, Gouken didn’t teach you shit

My grandfather's fighting skills lives in these fists

The Surge of Murderous Intent is not enough to fuck me up

You couldn’t muster up the muscle to crush a plastic cup


I’m a man who fights for evil; why do you think I’m fighting you?

You got no girls, and I already did Nina, Miharu, and Xiaoyu

Those hot rod flame pants are just so out of style

I’ll beat you so bad that knock out the devil inside

The demon in your dad tried taking you in the womb

I’ll shoryuken your Japanese ass; I’ll send you to your doom

Then I’ll finish with a knockout from my Hadoken blast

There won’t be a round two because we know I’ll kick your ass

Devil Jin:Edit

The Devil Jin's gonna send you to hell, son

No one knows when it'll come, you can ask momma Jun

I'm so evil, Ogre's original form fears

I'll fuck you up and you'll like it, call you karate queer

You refuse to see Sakura wants to give you head

There's no place in hell for gays like you and Ken when you’re dead

I'm gonna say this once, so listen

Jin won't be gentile if I hear your bitching

Evil Ryu:Edit

You god damn fool, violence is who I am

My evil is driven by rage, and I’m about to go fucking H.A.M.

You’re devil ass got drunk that you were in the desert getting buried

I will punch you so hard that you will turn into a fairy

Yo mama is such a MILF, that she fucks Satan for a 2nd chance

You and your friends are slow fighters; it’s making the players rant

That’s enough of you Kazama; this rap battle is now done

Gaming All Star Rap Battles Season One is finished and Season 2 has now just begun


Not just yet you little freaks, Sub-Zero has now entered

I’ma stuff you guys in packages and I’m gonna be the sender

You need some blood and gore to make the top fighting game classes

And I’ll finish you guys by giving fatalities to your asses

Now Jin, are you lonely cause your mommy gone Unknown and died?

Well boo-hoo you little faggot; I’m gonna stand here to make you cry

You like walking in the forest? What the hell are you supposed to be?

You ain’t the strongest, in PlayStation All Stars, they chose Heihachi

Now Ryu, you hate ridiculous things, so let me go ahead and say

That it’s ridiculous you sleep anywhere, admit you’re gay

You think that evil makes you stronger? Were you born retarded?

I bet you couldn’t think of lifting so your brain went and farted

Mortal Kombat is the best fighting game to ever fucking exist

You won’t be fighting any more once I rip off all the limbs

So you better freeze your feet in place, be ready to be spineless

Cause I won’t be calling Friendship, I’m gonna make you go mindless


Now stop fighting there boys, you’re getting me all intense

Kasumi’s here to kick ass now, you better jump the battlefield fence

I’m in it to avenge my brother, why do you do it just to win?

Female is the strongest gender so I’ll throw you in the trash bin

Let me judge you on your skills on a scale to one to ten

And honestly, y’all have lamer hits than Ryu’s friend Ken

Jin Kazama, you’re so Goth, obsessed with the damn flames?

Hating on your grandpa? That’s cruel; no wonder you can’t get fame

Ryu, you’re so lame, in your life, you never seen titties

And don’t think you’re gonna see these Mizuyoken beans

Sub-Zero, if I was with you, I wouldn’t get on my knees

Because you’ll never get kids, the second you squirt, it’ll just freeze

I’m not playing hard to get, you men are just dicks

You just randomly swing your body to try to land some hits

The Germans found me as a subject to be the best fighter of them all

Because women needs history today, the males will start to fall


If you think you’re so clever, then how come you only get money to strip?

Why don’t you and your faggot friends come and give my sword a lick?

I am your worst Nightmare, literally, it’s in my name

You better not forget it; I’ll be living in all your brains

I’m stepping to the battlefield, you all better get down and kneel

Or I’ll chop you into pieces and eat them; you could say I tried the veal

What lies in my soul is of Destruction in this Damnation

If you call yourselves the masters you all are masturbations

Your raps are so bad that your souls want to leave your bodies

Don’t insult my fucking strength or you will all be sorry

My swords full of mighty souls I am the Grim Reaper of the Grim Reaper

My rhymes will blow up in your face just like the Minecraft Creeper

I’ll rip your spine out Kuai Liang and I’ll shove it up Ryu’s ass

Then I’ll grab Kasumi and Jin to make your skulls crash

I should be in Mortal Kombat because I gave a quad fatality

So this is the end of this little tournament finale

Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)Edit

Rap Battle (Karaoke)Edit


Who Won?

The poll was created at 02:18 on November 29, 2014, and so far 3 people voted.