Cast[]
Brandon Lorbes as Phoenix Wright
Kevin Krust as Professor Layton
AccordionChick as Maya Fey
SuperThingsOnCups as Luke Triton
Lyrics[]
Phoenix:[]
HOLD IT! No need to be introduced, my name is in the title
I'm here to finish this case quick so let me take out my files
We may have had a crossover on the Nintendo DS
But when I overlooked your detective work, all I got was a bunch of BS
Professor Hershel Layton, shouldn't you be in L.A. Noire?
With that stupid hat of yours, I'm surprised you haven't solved any cases so far
Go back to Gressen-HELL-er, I'm gonna be your Last Specter
By the time I have you locked up, I'll give you your Unwound Future
Layton:[]
So you say you're an Ace Attorney huh? Don't be a joker
It's time you Wright up your resignation, go back to playing Poker
You hate the way I dress? Look at your god damn hair!
I see you were a pianist back then well nobody cares
All your unsolved cased clients will now come over to my side
Cause you can never find the solution of a mystery without a fight
I'm representing London, you represent Sonic the Hedgehog
Now prepare to feel the rhymes with tons of Layton
Phoenix:[]
OBJECTION! It's time I introduce to you my first witness
She's a top knot chick, ace spiritualist, and my assistant
She's gonna prove my point that you'll die with your girlfriend's grave
Your honor, I will now call up to the stand, Maya Fey
Layton:[]
OBJECTION BACK AT YA! I wanna introduce you to a someone from me
He's been on my side ever since I met him in Misthallery
And he's gonna prove to YOU that your facts are nothing but flukes
Let's keep this going, I call to the stand, my apprentice, Luke
Maya Fey:[]
Enter the Spirt Medium-In-Training here to put this kid to bed
Just like Layton's girl I'll leave your 10 year old ass dead
It isn't hard to find a loop hole around your horrible rhymes
In fact your terrible lyrics should be considered a crime
Quit talking to animals, Ace Ventura, it's no impressive skill dude
Your friendship with Flora makes me laugh like the name, Dick Gumshoe
Your chances of winning this battle is rare like you taking off your hat
How can you lead your master to sucess if all you do is talk to cats?
Luke Triton:[]
Here's Trition, and I'm gonna be making these fools dying
That mystery is true in this book I see, and I ain't lying
You used to be a waitress so how about you go and get me a drink?
You helped in some trials but the one thing you couldn't do was think
I'm like the Watson to the Sherlock, the Robin to The Batman
Can we solve a case that's hard to crack? The answer is YES WE CAN
The name is Luke Trition last name after the Son of Posiedon
So leave like how you're mother felt about the DL-6 Incident
Maya Fey:[]
Such bullshit! You're raps are disgusting like your "legendary" appetite
I have the Edgeworth chance of beating you with my feminine might
I have my Wrights as the co-counsel and it's the future I've earned
So I'm gonna shatter you into pieces just like I did to the Sacred Urn
Luke Triton:[]
No puzzle, not even a bitch can stop Layton's apprentice
You're making me lose my temper so suck my British dick
This little boy will kick your ass leaving you with blisters
Now I sentence this bitch to death just like they did to your sister
Phoenix:[]
You have no more evidence to prove if you were the better rapper
Everything about your raps skills are nothing but pure crap sir
I don't have time for you, I have to be with Marvel Vs Capcom, now I'm late
So I guess this court is now adjourned so let's say that I rest my case
Layton:[]
A gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved so let's put together the pieces
Every rhyme you spit smells worse than your barn full of feces
I think I've solved the mystery, that's right, I've got it figured now
That you're nothing but a finger pointer so get the fuck out
Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)[]
Rap Battle (Karaoke)[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYiuKSlYRcE