Brandon Lorbes as Rabbid #1 and Jimmy T
MaNCHA as Rabbid #2
TheSuperPlushyBros as Rabbid #3
Frenzy as #4
Rap Battles of Video Game All Stars as Wario
AccordionChick as Mona Pizza
Stofferex as Ashley
AHHHHHH!!! Who the hell are these drunk bastards?
This bunch of misfits will be bowing down to their new masters
Rabbid 2: Edit
I don't know Wario-Where to start, there's so much retards to diss
We got a fatass, an MJ fanboy, a weird witch, and slutty bitch Edit
Rabbid 3: Edit
Looks like Mario fired you from the company, why am I not surprised?
What happened? Did you fart and the garlic stench make everyone blind?
Rabbid 4: Edit
You're game is just making people do one simple task, that's dumb
We're so awesome to even get our own show on Nickelodeon
Are these guys rapping or are did just hear an ambulance go by?
No ear-raping is necessary everyone's sense of hearing will die
Mona Pizza: Edit
Are these rab-bitches on adredaline? They're so fucking wild
This slice of pizza is coming in hot, you want it spicy or mild?
Jimmy T: Edit
OW! Time to groove as we rip off these bunnies' feet
Giving us all good luck and dance our rhymes to victory
I'll cast a spell coming up with the one diss to win against these whores
Let's mention you guys aren't even in Rayman's games anymore
Rabbid #3 Edit
Time to invade these pricks, take their business down now
Rabbid #1 Edit
We don't need that stupid Rayman we're still the one that takes the crown
Rabbid #2 Edit
Where do you find these guys? Its like you were hired in the streets
Rabbid #4 Edit
Before this battle is done, these bunnies will have you beat
Rabbid #2 Edit
What's the story in all your games? Its just a bunch of random shit
You guys are about to get it let's see if you can handle our Dribble and Spitz
So what's our point you ask? Well let us make this clear and clean
YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE! THE LAST THING YOU'LL HEAR IS OUR SCREAMS!!!
Your curiosity is leading to you freaks into so much trouble
These guys are the only ones that don't look that cute or adorable
I'll pummel your asses down, so come to me and my gang
Somebody call Elmer Fudd that Wabbid Season is back again
We're gonna put you in little graves and then we'll moonwalk right over ya
You guys are even weak to fight against that viking fairy, Betilla
We made tons of cash thanks to this muscle man with the zig zag mustache
Let's wrap it up these rabbits with rabies are starting to give me a rash
You just made a mistake when you stepped into the Rabbids land
(#2) We know the fatass here is gay (#1) Look how he dresses as Wario Man
(#4) We'll leave you in shock bringing 9 Volts and 18 Volts
(#2) Thinking of rhymes so fast getting smarter than Dr. Crygor
(#3) Nobody cares about you guys just like how no one cares for Globox
(#1) You made thousands on your games, well we don't give any fucks
(#2) Be careful you Young Crickets, we're taking over like Orbulon
It's time we go out and rave so, garlic lovers, BRING IT ON
(Wario) Don't try to act all Ubi-Soft (Ashley) You're show on Nick lowered your fame
(Mona) You're like the minions from Despicable Me (Jimmy) Challenging us is insane
(Wario) How do you think you can hurt us when all you have is a plunger?
(Ashley) Like Wario already put through enough when his other plumber brothers
(Mona) You had you're own amusement park? Well we got a corporation
(Wario) For me I got my own land (Mona) Okay, now let's not make things hasted
(Jimmy) Alright cool cats how about we finally make our final pwn
(All) Why don't you just do us all a favor Rabbids and just Go Home?